$whoami

    Simon Orzel

    // solo building products with TypeScript + Next.js

    System Analysis0s
    initializing scan...

    // primary_process

    [pid 0001 · pinned]
    NISD2.eu
    nisd2.eu
    ●featured/most active

    NISD2.eu

    Free NIS2 compliance platform for regulated EU companies and their suppliers. BSIG §30, IT-Grundschutz defaults.

    →open nisd2.eu↗
    deltat
    delt.at
    ●featured/open source

    deltat

    A real-time database for anything people book, from concert seats to restaurant tables. Nothing ever gets booked twice, and AI agents can book on it too.

    →open delt.at↗

    // spawned_processes

    [8 active]

    // terminated_processes

    [23 reaped]
    $ps aux | grep defunct
    1. 0023Toffeneurteilesuche · ai search over 590k+ german court decisions. parked, with a page saying so2026-01 · 6mo · 171 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "fix(docker): build static export with NODE_ENV=production"
    2. 0022Xgodot-game · a game in godot2025-11 · 1mo · 3 commits› last commit: "feat: working better"
    3. 0021Zguided · a phone app that tracks where you are and tells you about it2025-10 · 1mo · 31 commits · github ↗› last commit: "Load OPENAI_API_KEY from env via app.config.js; remove placeholder from app.json"
    4. 0020Xthmeme · a search engine for meme templates2025-08 · 1mo · 5 commits› last commit: "feat: wip"
    5. 0019Zpresent-ideas · gift ideas read out of your chat history2025-07 · 2mo · 14 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "Make SEO redirect pages more informative: add blog-style sections, FAQs, and budget/relationship tips"
    6. 0018Zbrainstorm · an idea in, four related ideas out, laid out as post-it notes2025-06 · 2mo · 12 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "wip"
    7. 0017Xsolonix · review disputes for german businesses, across google, trustpilot and trusted shops2025-06 · 3mo · 282 commits · archive.org ↗› last commit: "Merge pull request #23 from simonorzel26/feat/outbound-marketing"
    8. 0016Xsitescanner.ai · competitor price tracking: their pages scanned daily, an email weekly2024-11 · 5mo · 389 commits · archive.org ↗› last commit: "Merge pull request #19 from simonorzel26/feat/usecase"
    → show 15 more
    1. 0015Zminimal-card · a minimal business card editor, export as png or print2024-11 · 1mo · 16 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "wip"
    2. 0014Zbreflea · news alerts for the keywords you pick, from the sites you pick2024-10 · 5mo · 95 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "feat: wip"
    3. 0013Zopenai-recursive-summarization · long text summarised in batches, then the summaries summarised2024-08 · 4mo · 32 commits · github ↗› last commit: "wip"
    4. 0012Zcowocafe · laptop-friendly cafes for people who work remotely2024-02 · 1mo · 14 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "feat: updates landing apge"
    5. 0011Xadfree-recipe.com · 100k+ recipes, searchable, no ads2024-01 · 8mo · 107 commits · archive.org ↗› last commit: "wip"
    6. 0010Zspin-wheel · a prize wheel, made as a small present2023-12 · 1mo · 12 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "Update README.md"
    7. 0009Xgame · a unity game with a train platform2023-11 · 2mo · 29 commits› last commit: "feat: adds boundary for train platform"
    8. 0008Zautoblog · a cli that asked gpt-3 for a blog post and wrote it out as markdown2023-04 · 1mo · 5 commits · github ↗› last commit: "Update README.MD"
    9. 0007Zreact-interactive-json · interactive json templating for react2023-02 · 1mo · 18 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "Update README.md"
    10. 0006Zusc-scraper · usc venues scraped onto a map, filtered by city and distance2023-01 · 1mo · 10 commits · still up ↗› last commit: "feat: adds city select"
    11. 0005Xfitsched · workouts, tasks and a grocery list in one planner, years before the one behind /body2022-11 · 5mo · 42 commits› last commit: "feat: adds webmanifest"
    12. 0004Xngtly · nightlife events, scraped with an llm. started as nightly, four repos in all2021-06 · 4.3y · 1402 commits · archive.org ↗› last commit: "wip"
    13. 0003Xportfolio-website · the personal site before this one2021-01 · 1mo · 4 commits› last commit: "Create CNAME"
    14. 0002XredditStreamer · reddit threads read out by text-to-speech and stitched into a video2019-10 · 2mo · 12 commits› last commit: "adds syncronous rendering of video and allows for long videos to be processed"
    15. 0001Zvanilla-js-svg-lines · random animated svg lines for a background. the first public repo2018-09 · 1mo · 2 commits · github ↗› last commit: "Create README.md"

    Z zombie: still online, nobody home · X dead: nothing of it is online · T stopped on purpose

    // ps says state X should never be seen. i'm showing you 10.